| Me at any inconvience: | this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me |
this would be so mine if it wasn’t almost $100
that is not realistic at all
Man oh man
That’s cute but damn that’s a lot
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
(via thepliablefoe)
Hats. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to wear hats since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If a ‘hat’ was placed on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hats I feel like wearing at this micro-instant. For you. Hats. Hats.