|Me at any inconvience:||this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me|
Hats. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to wear hats since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If a ‘hat’ was placed on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hats I feel like wearing at this micro-instant. For you. Hats. Hats.